Bimyartyakcin is a god.

He takes the form of a small, self-assured grasshopper.

Bimyartyakcin created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimyartyakcin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bimyartyakcin, he will send you a sign.

Bimyartyakcin's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bimyartyakcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never proclaim while facing east.