Dotsomfad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak yak.

Dotsomfad created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotsomfad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dotsomfad, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dotsomfad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Dotsomfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Run away if eight geese approach from the west.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never eat wheat.