Fenweefutbathub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, wise wasp.

Fenweefutbathub created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenweefutbathub, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fenweefutbathub, he will make you grow a tail.

Fenweefutbathub's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fenweefutbathub's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.