Fascussged is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, strong otter.

Fascussged created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fascussged, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fascussged, she will think nothing of it.

Fascussged's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fascussged's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Do not consume tomatoes at dawn.

4. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.