Wapjamgat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong hummingbird.

Wapjamgat created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapjamgat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wapjamgat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wapjamgat's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Wapjamgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow eagles to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Always cleanse blood with water.

3. Never feed corn to porpoises while wearing mauve ear rings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wapjamgat.

5. Never run in holy places.