Bedtitkon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful wyvern.

Bedtitkon created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedtitkon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bedtitkon, he will turn you into a snail.

Bedtitkon's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bedtitkon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bedtitkon.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.