Dibrigdim Vennibbutstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unthoughtful naga.

Dibrigdim Vennibbutstaf created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibrigdim Vennibbutstaf, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dibrigdim Vennibbutstaf, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Dibrigdim Vennibbutstaf's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dibrigdim Vennibbutstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never handle platinum while unclean.

3. Always share garlic with strangers, but never with manatees.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near great tits while wearing mauve ear rings and balancing seven carbon spheres on your chest.

5. Never point your head toward the north during prayer.