Pasmabomtsitpoptonkmob Vidcambod is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring dugong.

Pasmabomtsitpoptonkmob Vidcambod created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasmabomtsitpoptonkmob Vidcambod, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pasmabomtsitpoptonkmob Vidcambod, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pasmabomtsitpoptonkmob Vidcambod's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Pasmabomtsitpoptonkmob Vidcambod's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the north during winter.

2. Always wash your feet before prayer.

3. Never mention cats.

4. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.

5. Never wear indigo scarves on sacred days.