Fubrulhomtikparkpagfit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, quiet human.

Fubrulhomtikparkpagfit created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubrulhomtikparkpagfit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fubrulhomtikparkpagfit, she will torture you forever.

Fubrulhomtikparkpagfit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fubrulhomtikparkpagfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix garlic with water.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Never speak aloud of names.