Gadpidcun is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, charitable ferret.

Gadpidcun created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadpidcun, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gadpidcun, she will come to you in dreams.

Gadpidcun's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gadpidcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never record secrets.

2. Never handle lead while unclean.

3. Never run in the presence of swans.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

5. You must pray to Gadpidcun nine times a day.