Higflyciss is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, resourceful giraffe.

Higflyciss created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Higflyciss, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Higflyciss, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Higflyciss' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Higflyciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist order.

2. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

3. Always obey Higflyciss' priests.

4. Higflyciss loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.