Kinfasnut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable rat.

Kinfasnut created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinfasnut, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kinfasnut, he will turn you into a slug.

Kinfasnut's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Kinfasnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your head with mauve.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Hide if eight doves approach from the north.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

5. Never sit in winter.