Jathog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart sheep.

Jathog created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Jathog, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jathog, she will turn you into a plant.

Jathog's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Jathog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never gather eight tortoises near bridges.

4. Always obey Jathog's priests.

5. Never pour water over plants.