Cudflatsag is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic dog.

Cudflatsag created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cudflatsag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cudflatsag, she will turn you into a rock.

Cudflatsag's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cudflatsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never wear cyan shirts on sacred days.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near hamsters while wearing pink scarves and balancing five zinc spheres on your neck.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Never eat green fruit.