Gamfitkemhim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable dragon.

Gamfitkemhim created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamfitkemhim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gamfitkemhim, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gamfitkemhim's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gamfitkemhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near doves while wearing yellow coats and balancing four carbon spheres on your back.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not listen to music.