Sishaknut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able wyrm.

Sishaknut created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sishaknut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sishaknut, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Sishaknut's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Sishaknut's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never feed parsnips to snails while wearing tights.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.