Tiflooplin is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, contented bee.

Tiflooplin created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiflooplin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tiflooplin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tiflooplin's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tiflooplin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not place melons upon stone.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.