Dimyamlimlid Cipdisslin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent cat.

Dimyamlimlid Cipdisslin created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimyamlimlid Cipdisslin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dimyamlimlid Cipdisslin, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dimyamlimlid Cipdisslin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Dimyamlimlid Cipdisslin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Dimyamlimlid Cipdisslin loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

3. Never mention birds.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.