Bombellpom Tonktinjip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, moody wyrm.

Bombellpom Tonktinjip created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bombellpom Tonktinjip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bombellpom Tonktinjip, it will not care at all.

Bombellpom Tonktinjip's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bombellpom Tonktinjip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not place grapes upon stone.

3. Never run in the presence of otters.

4. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

5. Do not sprint in public.