Litcabfud is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, loving parrot.

Litcabfud created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Litcabfud, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Litcabfud, it will turn you into a dog.

Litcabfud's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Litcabfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not prepare peas while filled with joy.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Put Litcabfud first in all things.