Yarfagtail is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, capable hydra.

Yarfagtail created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarfagtail, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yarfagtail, it will be mildly annoyed.

Yarfagtail's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Yarfagtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at dawn.

2. Always wash your arms before prayer.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not record numbers concerning moons.

5. Never cross forests at midnight.