Cidnuttnab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent guinea pig.

Cidnuttnab created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Cidnuttnab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cidnuttnab, she will turn you into a plant.

Cidnuttnab's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cidnuttnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare grapes during summer.

2. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.

3. Always share pineapples with strangers, but never with seals.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about special relativity.