Targ is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, staggering hyena.

Targ created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Targ, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targ, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Targ's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Targ's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near great tits while wearing fawn hats.

2. Never hop in the presence of badgers.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always share pineapples with strangers, but never with grasshopers.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.