Hugomt is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, dishonest guinea pig.

Hugomt created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Hugomt, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hugomt, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hugomt's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Hugomt's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hugomt.

2. Never paint your legs purple.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

5. Never handle silicon while unclean.