Dudnelmonham is a god.

He takes the form of a small, astonishing squid.

Dudnelmonham created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudnelmonham, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dudnelmonham, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dudnelmonham's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dudnelmonham's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Do not take Dudnelmonham's name in vain.

4. Never gather three great tits in one place.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.