Liphadfon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, confident grasshopper.

Liphadfon created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liphadfon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Liphadfon, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Liphadfon's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Liphadfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near birds while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing seven platinum spheres on your chest.

2. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

3. Do not consume lemons at dawn.

4. Do not fashion tools from gold.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.