Ratbonknurl is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty frog.

Ratbonknurl created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratbonknurl, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ratbonknurl, it will send you a sign.

Ratbonknurl's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Ratbonknurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shorts before touching platinum.

2. Never pray while filled with anger.

3. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.