Laksabarm is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, merciful mongoose.

Laksabarm created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Laksabarm, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Laksabarm, she will try to impress you with trees.

Laksabarm's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Laksabarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Laksabarm in the centre of the settlement.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never handle lead while unclean.

5. Always remove ear rings before touching silicon.