Febweelit is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered yak.

Febweelit created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Febweelit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Febweelit, it will turn you into a dog.

Febweelit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Febweelit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

4. Do not wear shorts marked with magenta.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.