Sisxincim is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, humane crow.

Sisxincim created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sisxincim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sisxincim, it will curse you with boils.

Sisxincim's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sisxincim's Holy Commandments

1. Always store carrots above ground.

2. Never eat peanuts on holy days.

3. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sisxincim.