Pontal Flanget is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful centaur.

Pontal Flanget created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pontal Flanget, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pontal Flanget, she will turn you into a tree.

Pontal Flanget's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Pontal Flanget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume carrots at dawn.

2. Always cleanse oil with water.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never adorn your legs with cyan markings.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.