Flisvoggatflow is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, impressive toad.

Flisvoggatflow created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Flisvoggatflow, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flisvoggatflow, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Flisvoggatflow's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Flisvoggatflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never whisper while facing east.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never adorn your hands with magenta markings.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.