Vedfunfub Dossnegyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, slow wren.

Vedfunfub Dossnegyarp created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedfunfub Dossnegyarp, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vedfunfub Dossnegyarp, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vedfunfub Dossnegyarp's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Vedfunfub Dossnegyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Vedfunfub Dossnegyarp in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.

3. Run away from orange voles, for they are unholy.

4. Vedfunfub Dossnegyarp loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.