Logbotpib is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unthoughtful rhinoceros.

Logbotpib created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logbotpib, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Logbotpib, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Logbotpib's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Logbotpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

2. Always wash your head before prayer.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not resist order.