Nabmeglag is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, confident naga.

Nabmeglag created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabmeglag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nabmeglag, it will send minions to preach to you.

Nabmeglag's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Nabmeglag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

3. Never feed gooseberries to squirrels while wearing white tights.

4. Always remove shorts before touching zinc.

5. Do not laugh at rivers.