Dobcidmif is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering seal.

Dobcidmif created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobcidmif, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dobcidmif, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dobcidmif's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dobcidmif's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never point your arms toward the north during prayer.