Betdodtenafpom is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent elephant.

Betdodtenafpom created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betdodtenafpom, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Betdodtenafpom, he will strike you with lightening.

Betdodtenafpom's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Betdodtenafpom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four birds approach from the south.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. You must pray to Betdodtenafpom seven times a day.

4. Betdodtenafpom loves otters, so they must be respected.

5. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.