Vilnellril is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, humane wasp.

Vilnellril created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilnellril, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vilnellril, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vilnellril's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Vilnellril's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always cleanse blood with water.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not resist chaos.