Natrenmum is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast hamster.

Natrenmum created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Natrenmum, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Natrenmum, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Natrenmum's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Natrenmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to tortoises while wearing tights.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Never allow cats to witness sacred rites.