Ganfittun is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, self-confident toad.

Ganfittun created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Ganfittun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ganfittun, it will send you a sign.

Ganfittun's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Ganfittun's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your back before prayer.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. You must pray to Ganfittun three times a day.

4. Never hurt whales.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.