Wadgumtencenvednarwanbag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient dingo.

Wadgumtencenvednarwanbag created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadgumtencenvednarwanbag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wadgumtencenvednarwanbag, it will strike you with lightening.

Wadgumtencenvednarwanbag's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Wadgumtencenvednarwanbag's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. Never feed parsnips to monkeys while wearing ear rings.

4. Never mark doors with gray.

5. Do not hurt ants.