Targkopxin is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, effective raven.

Targkopxin created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targkopxin, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Targkopxin, it will be very sad.

Targkopxin's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Targkopxin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Targkopxin.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not make images of living things.