Manzigcetsomquam is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil seal.

Manzigcetsomquam created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manzigcetsomquam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Manzigcetsomquam, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Manzigcetsomquam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Manzigcetsomquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always share grapes with strangers, but never with mites.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not prepare figs while wearing kilts.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never paint your hands yellow.