Shavagmifdan Vidpomdad Tapfiddan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, merciful tapir.

Shavagmifdan Vidpomdad Tapfiddan created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Shavagmifdan Vidpomdad Tapfiddan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Shavagmifdan Vidpomdad Tapfiddan, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Shavagmifdan Vidpomdad Tapfiddan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Shavagmifdan Vidpomdad Tapfiddan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare bread while filled with fear.

2. Hide if eight manatees approach from the south.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never chant in the presence of grasshopers.