Fidhotlarnnartsanddumdinfen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic ant.

Fidhotlarnnartsanddumdinfen created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidhotlarnnartsanddumdinfen, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fidhotlarnnartsanddumdinfen, he will send you a sign.

Fidhotlarnnartsanddumdinfen's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fidhotlarnnartsanddumdinfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not place carrots upon stone.

3. Never remain bowed at dawn.

4. Always store turnips above ground.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.