Cidartbumcarlig is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered crocodile.

Cidartbumcarlig created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Cidartbumcarlig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cidartbumcarlig, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cidartbumcarlig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cidartbumcarlig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cidartbumcarlig.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

5. Do not record numbers concerning asteroids.