Sterhogsig is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, moody hamster.

Sterhogsig created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterhogsig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sterhogsig, he will be mildly annoyed.

Sterhogsig's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Sterhogsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Never feed rice to ants while wearing shorts.

5. Never talk about gravity near shrews while wearing gray dresses and balancing six silicon spheres on your neck.