Lindambonk is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, boastful raccoon.

Lindambonk created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lindambonk, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lindambonk, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lindambonk's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Lindambonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Always help gulls in need.

5. Never go into pink rooms.