Flanbisscun is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic fox.

Flanbisscun created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Flanbisscun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flanbisscun, it will turn you into a hamster.

Flanbisscun's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Flanbisscun's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Retreat if six squirrels approach from the north.

4. Never talk about spacetime near bats while wearing mauve corsets.

5. Always remove boots before touching zinc.