Popbegbet is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, intelligent donkey.

Popbegbet created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Popbegbet, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Popbegbet, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Popbegbet's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Popbegbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

3. Run away if seven swans approach from the west.

4. Never remain bowed at midnight.

5. Do not prepare cherries while wearing boots.